Si Senyor Namulitiko ug si Frank nga Amerikano

Utok Pinoy Series
"Si Senyor Namulitiko ug si Frank nga Amerikano"
Mugna ni Paulina Constancia 2011
(Watercolor nga Lapis sa Papel)

"Nagkagubot sa barrio ni Pedro,

kay dali-dali lagi kuno nga magtukod

ug TULAY miski WALAY SAPA...

Si Frank nga Amerikano,

kay anad lagi siya sa Amerika

nga pareha ug katunggod ang tawo,

siya mingduol sa kagamhanan...

"Mr. Namulitiko,

I observed in your barrio,

you have all these huge humps,

I am perplexed by your PLAN,

if you have some basis for your barrio,

do you have some kind of MASTER PLAN?

In the U.S., no project will get pass the people's support

and scrutiny without a MASTER PLAN..."

Mingtubag si Mr. Namulitiko:

"Excuse me, my name is Senyor Namulitiko,

only in the U.S. you can call Mr.,

here I am  most powerful,

you have to call me SENYOR,

What PLAN , you talk ABOUT?

I don't need PLAN.."

"It is my PLAN to have many HUMPS in barrio,

for World Record...

You know, new category,

MOST USELESS PROJECT,

MOST EXPENSIVE HUMPS,

MOST OPPOSITION FROM PEOPLE..."

"Philippines has many WORLD RECORD,

because I am most POWERFUL in BARRIO,

I want my BARRIO also to have WORLD RECORD,

I want WORLD to KNOW my POWER..."

"Excuse me, Mr. Frank

because WORLD RECORD PEOPLE already here,

they will take video for international tv,

especially now that there is BIG TYPHOON,

it is the section where I have to Prove

MY PROJECT IS MOST USELESS!!!"