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| Utok Pinoy Series "Padayon and tsikahay ni Senyor Namulitiko ug Frank nga Amerikano" Mugna ni Paulina Constancia 2011 (Watercolor nga Lapis sa Papel) |
Oh, ok Frank,
the World Record International TV,
alredy take movie
about my MOST USELESS PROJECT....
Ah, ok, let us continuation
our beautiful conversation....
Ok, about my plan in my barrio for many flyover....
You crazy man, always asking about PLAN,
Many plans here in my barrio:
Our specialist food is LITSI PLAN...
you know with the plenty eggs,
that is why we have plenty was died people here,
because of PLAN,
so that the reason I do not like PLAN...
because I afraid of DIE...
Because my mader who was died again
after my father was died
she said--
that faith healer saw how i will be was died again--
that in my DIE
there were plenty people
in very high place - like a bridge,
standing there and they want to speak to tell me something...
but they cannot speak- like mute but very angry...
but since you keep on INSISTENCE on PLAN...
Another plan is TOURISM PLAN...
you know, our main attraction here
is our women and children...
Many tourists come here for them..
And we made our city very tourist friendly,
you American right, even your highest official,
he recognize effort of my barrio,
he said 40% of tourism is for SEX TOURISM...
See, we give equal opportunity to tourist,
we do not discriminate to sex offender tourist,
they are tourist also,
their money is same as everybody else money,
so I say to myself,
everyone is equal under tourism...
But lately, there is SLOW DOWN
in SEX TOURISM,
because of CHILD got Killed and was died again,
I say to sex tourist,
you can PLAY with our WOMEN and CHILDREN,
any kind of PLAY,
as long as you DO NOT KILL THEM...
so that they will not be was died again and again...
You know, higher government,
very strict after child got killed,
so it scared the special sex tourist...
So, as leader of barrio,
they say I have to be flexible,
so I make a different kind of TOURISM,
I call it, FLYOVER TOURISM...
You know, we barrio leaders have regular educational field trip,
we go other countries for exposure...
One trip we go to amusement park,
with plenty roller coaster,
but because I very old and high blood,
I pray rosary that I will not die,
because I have many beautiful works at home in my barrio...
So, i come back and propose to my barrio side kicks,
and then they sign papers to show support of my project,
even if everybody else in barrio do not like project,
because they say is useless and expensive...
So I barrio leader together with my 6 sidekicks,
we make whole barrio into amusement park,
we make plenty big humps called flyovers...
put around barrio,
so that bus, jeepney, tricycle, wondercab, cars, autobus...
can go up and down the flyover...
you know so everybody can be AMUSE
when they come to my AMUSEMENT BARRIO...
especially the old peoples like me,
they will not be high blood and scared,
and will not be was died early,
it is very fun...
and plenty of tourist will come
and my barrio will get...
WORLD RECORD for:
MOST EXPENSIVE USELESS PROJECT
PROJECT WITH MOST OPPOSITION FROM PUBLIC
but also for:
MOST AMUSEMENT TOURISM PLAN...
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