ang jeepney driber ug ang pulis

Ang jeepney driber ug Ang pulis...

naa tuy driber, nga niliko, pawala sa iskina    
sa  iskina dunay pulis nga nipara sa driber    
ang pulis miingon: kita ba ka sa no left turn nga sign?
and driber miingon: o kita ko sir                  
nasuko ang pulis                                          
ug kita ka sa sign, ngano ni left turn man ka ?
ingon ang driber                                            
kita ko sa sign sir, pero wala ko kita nimo    


The jeepney driver and the policeman...

there was a jeepney driver who turned left at a corner
at the corner, there was a policeman who accosted the driver
the policeman said: did you see the no left turn sign?
the driver said: yes sir, i saw the sign
the policeman got angry
if you saw the sign, why did you turn left?
the driver said
i saw the sign sir, but i did not see you